There's not allot of fun in today's workplace...we're all stressed out, over worked, and hanging onto that glimmer of hope that we'll actually get to KEEP our job a bit longer than the guy next to us. Yea. It's backstabbing business in todays workplace. What can you do?
So, when a meaningless conversation makes me laugh until I cry, I like to share that with my friends. In all honesty, this will probably not even strike you as remotely funny. It might be more of one of those you had to be there situations. And then you weren't there. and then I posted it anyway.
Anyway, here goes. This morning's Instant message conversation.
Someone………………… My message was about how cool we are by now telling our movers to just use a hack saw to cut our furniture, to make it work
Someone Else……. Sorry, I lost instant messaging for a minute there. I'm back :)
Someone………………. Did you get the hacksaw message?
Someone Else……. nope
Someone………………. Did you HEAR the hacksaw idea?
Someone Else……. maybe that is our new xmas gift
Someone Else…… we can just go hacksaw the shit
Someone……………… Hey Bob the Mover! I'm going to need you to hacksaw the shit out of our cubicles until they fit! Sound like a plan Bob?
Someone……………. What do you mean you don't carry a hacksaw?
Someone……………. What kind of crap mover are you???
Someone……………. My boss can hacksaw ANYTHING into place!