You get hit on by an embalmer. I'm not kidding. A PROFESSIONAL EMBALMER. An 80 year old PROFESSIONAL EMBALMER.
Yes, that happened tonight. It's a sign. This is a sign that things are looking up kids.
I even got his card.
Apparently if your taking your last ride with Cliff, it's classy. It's a horse drawn carriage. For GAWDS sake.
So, if your family members are dropping dead or if you've got that last grandpa, you know the one...just BARELY hanging on, let me know, I'll hook you up with Cliff. He negotiates with the funeral homes for you. If you call them direct, you're screwed.
you need to stop hanging out at those seedy bars...you know the ones...attached to cemetaries!!!
Posted by: Fer | April 14, 2011 at 08:14 AM