Call to a Friend

Ring ring....ring ring...
Hello?
yeah hi...is Stability there?
Nope sorry, I think you have the wrong number.
Hmpf.  This is the last number she gave me??? Well...what about Stable...she been around lately?
No, not so much since the Prozac ran out.  I haven't seen her lately. Once her sister Stability took off she ain't been around much. You know what I mean? If you DO see either of them, you could probably lure them around with some nicotine, they tend to come off the fence then for a few minutes, but you know how it is.  
Well what about Optimistic or Bright Future? I'm just looking for some old friends.
Damn...you haven't been around in a while have you?  Those chics left like MONTHS ago.  All I've got here are Desperate, Confused, and Slightly Depressed.  Desperate and Confused, now those girls can be fun given the right amount of booze....but Slightly Depressed...don't even THINK about approaching that bitch without a full bottle of red, and that may not even work! Although she is kinda hot in a wounded bird sort of way. Now, if you want to talk to Stressed Out Anxiety Bitch, I can hand the phone over to her, that bitch NEVER leaves.
Uh...no thanks...Do you think any of my old friends will be back ANY time soon?
I certainly hope so.  Were running out of Xanax now....