I need to preface the following conversation with a little "Chris" background. Chris, always needs to be sure, no not just sure, 1000000% guaranteed that at every meal he is about to partake of, that there will be enough food. We cannot order a meal (fast food or otherwise) without the panicked look of confusion and fear when he's about to place his order. "I'm not sure that's going to be enough"? "Do you think that's going to be enough"? "I don't want to be hungry later". It's totally predictable.
So why am I surprised when our tab for a lunch (LUNCH, not dinner) at PF Changs is a bit over the top.
Chris: Wow, that was a bit pricey (scanning receipt), oh, well if we hadn't ordered the Won Ton soup, but you know, I wanted to be sure there was enough food.
Me: Uh, huh. Wouldn't want to go hungry (as I carry my take out bag that will more than fill me up for ANOTHER lunch tomorrow)
Me: quietly thinking for a moment....
Me: You know, there would be no worse death for you than starvation. That has to be your biggest fuckin' fear.
Chris: quietly thinking for a moment...
Chris: You are cold. That's cold. You are the biggest bitch ever! Like if this were like the stone age, you'd be Godzilla Bitch, no, wait, Mega Zilla Bitch! That's cold woman.
Side Note: Conn, pay attention at dinner this Friday. You won't be disappointed.