The website you have requested has been blocked by Some Obscure Company because it falls into an inappropriate, non-business related site category, as outlined in the Information Security Policy and Systems User Agreement.
Your username is: AMER\LEWISSC
The URL you attempted to visit: https://www.theonion.com/
If you believe this site was incorrectly blocked, and you have a legitimate business need to access it, please send an email to Corporate Safety & Security, or contact Customer Support Hotline at 1-800-xxxxx04, or via email at Mailbox US Hotline Services.
Seriously. This does not scare me, nor deter my desire for illegal internet use at work. As a matter of fact, I had to try and re-visit the site so I could copy and paste this into my post.
That's right Corporate IT and Security...I WENT THERE!! TWICE! (I am a rebel)
But I do find it humorous, so I thought I would share. They just added the part where they point out that they know your user name, YOU ABSOLUTE SLACK GET BACK TO WORK OR WE WILL TELL YOUR BOSS.
Pluh-ease. My boss is too busy playing Fantasy Whatever the Hell Sport of the Moment it is. He has no time to be bothered by this.