Well, after seeing who I did (or did not) look like according to Myheritage.com, I started thing about all of the stars I once lusted after and I started compiling a little list in my head. And then I thought....Why compile a list if you've no one to share it with, right?
(admit it, you have just been WAITING for this list to come out, no?)
OK, maybe not. But you're going to get the list anyhow. Like it or not.
I'll try to start at the beginning...although I'm not going to go WAY back. I don't think childhood fantasies about how Fred should be leaving Daphne for me makes for very good reading....
Actually, it sounds a little bit WRONG.
OK, here goes.
I think my first true Hollywood love would have been......
Andrew McCarthy. (you thought I was going to say Rob Lowe, didn't you?)
Sweet baby faced Andrew. That lasted for a few years. I still think he's cute, but now I think he's too much of a pussy.
Oh Yes, Adam Ant. GAWD did I love him. All 5' 4 inches of him.
Who could not love a man with war paint on his face. Truth be told, I still have his Greatest Hits CD.
AND I LISTEN TO IT.
And then along came the band. THE BAND. You know who I mean.
The band that would drive all teenage girls to the brink of shrieks and fainting.
They were all HOT. Kind of a smorgasbord of male flesh. Hot male flesh.
ENTER DURAN DURAN.
My baby was Simon. And baby, I was "hungry like the wolf".
Actually, I didn't like that song too much, I was more of a New Moon on Monday type girl.
I think at this time, I was also in love with Johnny Depp.
That's right Johnny, you can 21 Jump Street on ME!
Somethings never change I guess, although I find him MUCH sexier as Captain Jack Sparrow.
Exactly what that says about me...I'm not sure (except that I have just noticed a pirate theme going on here...)
And then....upon entering high school, my tastes grew a bit more sophisticated.
Enter Pierce Brosnan....REMINGTON STEELE people!
How I wanted to be Laura Holt, that bitch! Couldn't she see just how amazing he was?
I could! Me! Me! ME!
It was about this time (sophistication continuing) that I had a thing for Sean Connery. I think by 11th grade, I had read every James Bond novel, and Mr. Connery was curlin' my toes! Of course, now that I know his affection for wife beating...he doesn't even get a photo opp here. Slimy bastard. (hhhmmmm...have noticed 2nd pattern....James Bond Actors)
And the list goes on. Actually, the list appears to be quite a bit longer than I thought it would...
In college, I had only 2 obsessions....well, maybe 2 1/2.
The first one being John Cusak.
Actually, this obsession swept through about 3 or 4 rooms of our college dorm. We were ALL obsessed...although, some a bit more than others (not mentioning names here...FER!!!!). Some of us went as far as to actually stalk a poor freshman who had a HUGE resemblance to John.
Awww, whom I kidding. He ate it up. We probably made him into an egotistical asshole for the rest of his life....
And then in my later years of college...a small semi infatuation....
Chris from Silk Stalkings. Now that I look back on it...what a GAY name for a TV program. Thanks USA Network. I'm not even sure it was Chris that I was in love with. I was more in love with the idea of Chris getting it on with Rita.
And they did.
And then the show SUCKED.
Heh heh heh...Silk Stalkings Stupid name.
Did you all know that Chris DIED. When Rita was PREGNANT with their child? How could I have forgotten that? Maybe I had tuned out by then....it was only a semi-infatuation and the show had definitely jumped the shark.
My BIG infatuation in college.
Wait for it....WAIT. FOR.IT.
Yes, I know he was dead. (Still is actually). But that did not matter. I would have beat the shit out of Pam to drop acid with Jim. And I would have won, hands down.
Since college...no REAL obsessions....I had a thing for Rob Thomas before he cut his hair and turned all Popstar-ish...I wouldn't kick George Clooney out of bed for eating crackers...or even a coney dog for that matter. Ed Norton- YUMMY. And Brad Pitt- totally hot scum sucking bastard. And Jake Whatthehellishislastname- BEAUTIFUL eyes. JUST.LOOK.AT.THOSE.EYES.