Ok...so my husband just lovingly called me a spoiled little urban biiyatch (be sure to say "biiyatch" right please, or it loses all meaning).
Anyhow- I guess that is as good a description as any. I am a 35 year old half assed project manager (by half assed, I do not imply that I do a bad job, I simply mean that I really don't care), mother of a gleefully happy bouncy HUGE 7 month old referred to as Baby Liscious, and wife to a wonderful husband. I cannot lie- he is wonderful, and he spoils me rotton. LOVE.HIM.